Name that cub!

The National Zoo is teaming up with the Washington Post to get the public to name two of the new born lion cubs at the zoo (I believe the other cubs' genders aren't know, so they're calling them all Shemale for now). So, submit your best male name and best female name to the Post to see if you're a winner (statistically, it's not likely that you're a winner though, so don't get your hopes up).