Furkels = Fat Urkels

Bill Hader is awesome. His character Stefon, who appears as a NYC tourist guide on Weekend Update, is one of the best parts of SNL. He describes the best clubs in New York, the clubs that think of everything, like Teddy Graham People (Guys with the stubby arms and bellies) or puppets in disguise (you know, when Alf would wear a trench coat to go out in public?). I never want to go to any of the places that he recommends (mostly because I don't use drugs), but it's great to hear about them (and the fat kids with biscuit knees that inhabit them).