I am showing you my teeth!

Most of my posts are me writing two or more lines of hilarious really funny humorous chuckle-worthy text and then introducing a video (typically it's of cats, but to be fair, that is representative of what's on the internet). This post is completely different. In this post I'm going to write two lines of text and then link to a funnier blog entry on a funnier blog. Sorry for blowing your mind.

Here's the premise for the funnier blog entry (as quoted directly from the funnier blog): "What happens when a gorilla sets up a profile on the dating site OK Cupid (with the username "iamagorilla") and then starts messaging girls? See below."

Okay, if you don't want to click over to the funnier blog (it's called Sandpaper Suit and is really funny and worth reading), then I'm going to post Matt's stuff here. But really, you should click over to his blog.

Some messages sent by iamagorilla to girls in the NYC area:

One more, and then you'll have to click over to Sandpaper Suit to see the rest. They're all good (I mean that in the way that all of them are good, not in the way that someone might say that they are all good, in a chill relaxed way).