A good friend of mine was staying over at my deluxe condo in the sky the other night and my cat decided to give him a little present. The present? My friend called them sausage links, but you probably know it better as cat turds.
Unfortunately for my friend, Stephen Colbert didn't air his
Enemy Within piece on Cats until last night. Had I seen his special report on the
Caboodle Ranch (I want to go to there), I would have locked my cats up in a Gitmo like detention center. If you watch one fear-mongering report on cats today, make it this one. It may save your life (but it probably won't, because cats are pretty harmless).
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