This guy's job is even more pathetic then mine

I remember the first essay I ever wrote; it was about what I wanted to be when I grew up. I passed over other more obvious careers, such as a firefighter, the President, baseball player, etc., and I said "I want to write descriptions for replacement printer cartridges." Now, I'm sure most of you didn't get to do what you wanted to do either, but some people actually do.

Take for example a copywriter for InkCartridges.uk.com, he gets to write descriptions for ink cartridges all day! Here's his description of the Remanufactured HP 300 - (CC640EE) Black, ink cartridge:

Do you know what? I really can't be bothered with writing these description anymore, it's a printer cartridge! What am I supposed to write really??? It's a cartridge that prints ink on to paper, you could print some work stuff or a colouring in page for the kids that they'll half do and then leave laying around on the floor or a poster of the horrible Jonas Bothers for your teen daughter hoping that she might stop listening to there [sic] pathetic attempt of music so much.

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