Resist the Green Dragon! No, I'm not talking about weed, I'm talking about environmentalism.

There's a new threat to our children (not that you and me have any children together), and it's the most dangerous threat since Harry Potter, Obama speaking to children in schools, or pick your own crazy threat to our children (seriously, we don't have any kids, right? I'm starting to worry that I've missed something). The new nefarious plot to kill/de-God-ify the next generation is the "green movement". 

That's right, environmentalist are working to starve poor children, install a world government where we'll all eat tofu (which makes you gay), and we'll all worship mother earth. I learned all this from watching the promo video for the new series (it's 12 parts!) Resisting the Green Dragon. Watch it below. Are you done? Good. Please run out and buy a new Hummer and burn some reusable plastic bags (God will provide more) to show those environmentalists you won't put up with their crap.


Resisting the Green Dragon full promo from Cornwall Alliance on Vimeo.