A little game of "Guess Who?"

Whose body does this describe: "coffee-bean ... velvet-covered cement"? Answer after the jump (don't have anything in your mouth when you read the answer, you may spit it out onto your monitor).

Supreme Court Associate Justice Clarence Thomas

Yep, this is according to Justice Thomas' former lover, and three-way co-participant, Lillian McEwen. Ms. McEwen (and isn't it appropriate that "ew" is in her name?) has written a book about what it's like to have a three-way with someone who would eventually become a fundamentalist Supreme Court justice.

PS - Sorry that I ruined your day with that.

[via Gawker]