Why do bad things happen to the Wet Bandits?

Don't you just hate it when bad things happen to good people? In this case the good people I'm talking about are a couple of hard-working, blue-collar types. The original Joe the Plumbers, the Wet Bandits. All they were trying to do was redistribute wealth from some suburban families and give it to those less fortunate (themselves). 

Now you can undo all the harms inflicted on the Wet Bandits during Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, just by hitting play on the video below. You should do it because it's fun sure, but you should do it because it's right.

Baby pandas are so dumb

Baby Pandas are cute, but they're also really gullible. They'll totally believe you if you tell them that gullible isn't in the dictionary. They'll also believe that researchers in giant panda suits (as in suits that are designed to look like the animal the giant panda, not panda suits that are themselves giant) are actually giant pandas (see previous parenthetical statement for clarification).

Louis CK is funnier than you (and me, and almost everyone)

Louis CK is hilarious. His show Louie was one of the funniest shows of the year. If you haven't watched that yet, get on it (it's on FX's website and Netflix instant streaming, so you have no excuse)!

He's even funny on Jay Leno (I know, I thought that was impossible too). Check out this clip of him being funny on Jay Leno last night:

Today is boring, but this video isn't

I'm pretty sure time has stopped moving. That's the only way possible that it's only 3:00pm, and not the end of the day. Anyway, here's an awesome video that will make time fly as you watch it (seriously, that's the best I can do right now). It's a video of a RC air plane flying around NYC. It's way cooler then this post so stop reading this and watch the video.

Small animal overload! No, that is not a ripoff of cuteoverload.com (yes it is)

Sad about being back at work? Me too. Here are some small animals that are (trying to think of another word besides "cute") cute (damn you small brain of mine!) to help you make it through the day with out stabbing your coworkers (aka a case of the Mondays).


First, Mozilla is live streaming cuteness straight from the Knoxville Zoo. Pop over to Firefoxlive.org to watch baby Red Pandas frolic.


Second, check out these ducklings battle some strong winds:

I'm up in the woods (or could be soon)

Sometimes I get sick of the city life and want to get away to the wilderness. Thankfully, land out in the wilderness is fairly inexpensive (even if it's part of U.S. history). I'm thinking of buying some property in Montana (former owner THE UNABOMBER!!), and maybe taking up fishing, wood carving, or other manly things. I'd also have a lot more time to focus on my writing (I mean real writing, not this linking to random videos stuff I'm doing now), and get back into sending real written corresponding with people. You know, the old fashion way.

These deals are so good, you'll thank Jesus (In person)

Have you been reading the news and thinking to yourself "Hmm, things are pretty bad. I think we're getting close to the second coming of Jesus"? No? Well this guy has, and he decided the best way to prepare for that is to have a sale. Check out the commercial below. 

Goddamn that Beck. He's gone and screwed with Donald Duck's brain.

No one is safe from Glenn Beck's insane ramblings, not even Donald Duck. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, he's done it now.

Sneak peak at The Walking Dead's season finale

Here's a sneak peak at this week's The Walking Dead season finale. It looks like things are going to dramatically change for the survivors and a new character will be introduced. Check it out.

G.A.Y.S. (Guys Against You Serving) are for DADT

Thanks to the people over at Funny or Die for putting out this video of celebrities stating why they don't want gays in the military. I'm surprised they couldn't get McCain to appear, he's used to be okay with being in funny videos.

A complete serving of meat news.

You've heard of Meat Boy, well meet Tofu Boy. Tofu Boy is PETA's (you know, the people that make vegetarians look bad) response to the wildly successful video game character. Basically, Super Tofu Boy is exactly the same as Super Meat Boy (which the developers of Super Meat Boy noticed), except that the hero is made of tofu, and the villain is Meat Boy. Go ahead and play it.


In other meat related (but not really meat at all) news, Kevin Bacon (see that's where the "meat" theme comes in. Clever right?) stars in the new online ad for the Logitech Revue (aka Google TV).

Today is the Greatest!

Today's pretty awesome. It's not raining, so that's good. NASA is going to announce that they've found new life on Titan (as in new types of life unlike like here on earth. It's crazy stuff). The EU is proposing banning branding on cigarette packaging. And most importantly, the soda machine in my building gave me two Diet Cokes for the price of one. Today is the greatest.

Resist the Green Dragon! No, I'm not talking about weed, I'm talking about environmentalism.

There's a new threat to our children (not that you and me have any children together), and it's the most dangerous threat since Harry Potter, Obama speaking to children in schools, or pick your own crazy threat to our children (seriously, we don't have any kids, right? I'm starting to worry that I've missed something). The new nefarious plot to kill/de-God-ify the next generation is the "green movement". 

Who's Doctor Who? Ask Craig Ferguson. Who's Craig Ferguson? Oh, come on!

I like geeky sci-fi (not sci-fy) crap as much as the next guy, which means that I like Doctor Who. Doctor Who, for those of you that don't know, is a British series that's been airing (off and on) since 1963 about a man (he's not really a man...he's an alien) traveling through time (in a old police call box) and saving the world from evil robots, an different alien race that looks like large studded-traffic cones. Sounds awesome right? Heck yeah it does. 


For a more entertaining explanation of Doctor Who, check out Craig Ferguson's (really, he's really funny. you should watch his show, or at least clips from it online) intro from his Doctor Who themed show (below). If you're interested, seasons 1-5 are live streaming on Netflix.

Make your desktop look cool!

Are you sick of your desktop looking like a grassy knoll? How about you change it to look like a zombie hand is reaching in from the side of your screen? Much better. Zombies aren't your thing? Maybe Bobba Fett? Okay, chances if you're not into zombies, then you're not into Star Wars either. Up! may be more your style.