So, you're bored at work, you have checked facebook 10 times in the last 15 minutes (why won't anyone comment on that funny video I posted?!), and are looking for somewhere else to waste time until lunch. Why not waste some time here?
I have an excellent job where the main requirement of me is that I show up for 8 hours a day. On average, I do about three hours worth of work per week. Read that again. I’ll wait while you do. Done? Good. This strenuous work schedule allows me plenty of time to find distracting things to do on the internet that are SFW.
My goal is to pass on my time-wasting skills to you so you can get from 4:15 to 5:05 (you don’t want to be the first person out of the office. The extra 5 minutes makes you look hard-working) without tackling any items on your to-do list.
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